God hates fatherless children

Deuteronomy 23:2 says, "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD."  Why wouldn't god love children who have no married father?  Why's he so picky?  It isn't the kids fault.

God hates men who injure their balls

Deuteronomy 23:1 says, "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." First, I have to say ouch.  Then, why would god cast out someone who gets his testicles hurt?  Or worse yet his penis cut off.  I don't get it. 

Fathers have tokens of girls virginity

Deuteronomy 22:15 says, "Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:"  I just want to know what tokens of a girls virginity are?  

God hates linen-wool blends

Deuteronomy 22:11 says, "Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woolen and linen together."  If you go clothes shopping you had better beware of this.  Many clothes have this blend.  Did god know that we would loosely call cotton in a linen style weave linen?  I believe yarn made of linen and woll is called linsey- woolsey.

God says men should wear dresses!

Deuteronomy 22:5 says, "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."  Now let me get this straight.  Back in those days men wore tunics.  Does this mean that men should wear the equivalent of skirts?  Did people wear pants in those days?  When were those days?

Stone the drunkards!!! Hey that's punny.

Deuteronomy 21:19 says, "Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 21:20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21:21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."  I hate to remind god but wasn't Noah a drunk.  The first thing he did after landing on dry land was to sacrifice one of each of the animals?  A smart thing to do when you brought only two of which you wanted them to mate.  Then he got drunk and poor Ham had to see him naked.  By reading this I guess Ham should have stoned Noah who it seems was already stoned?

This is a loving god? Killing children again...

Deuteronomy 20:16 says, "But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth: 20:17 But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee: 20:18 That they teach you not to do after all their abominations, which they have done unto their gods; so should ye sin against the LORD your God."  So this is the loving god who created even the people who he wants utterly destroyed?  Why doesn't he show himself to these heathens and set them straight?  I don't get it?  I wouldn't want women or children killed.  I don't want anybody killed.  Does this make me better than god?